I am gay. Doubly gay, in fact. BAM! Consider me out of the closet! That wasn't hard at all! I am now The Fat Gay Ho.
I just went on a well-deserved vacation for eight days. Seriously, if I hadn't had that time off, I probably would've started stabbing people with sharpened pencils or broken bottles. I'm not sure how I would've handled this weekend if it hadn't been my first three days back after that much needed rest. It probably would've involved shanking.
Friday, my first day back, was fine. Besides forgetting some people's points accounts, figuring out all the new items we had, and what was on sale that week, everything went smoothly despite how busy it was. Saturday is when things got all gay. Gayer than this picture:
That's pretty gay.